there's no way that i can win

forbiddenspark asked: Best Barney Stinson moment

Barney: Ted! I have to tell you the truth! I’m in love with… tacos. What are you doing?
Robin: I’m taking out the triz-ash. If you’re looking for Ted, he left. And uh, our little arrangement is over by the way.
Barney: Really? That’s awes-ful.
Robin: Awes..ful?
Barney: Yeahh.. that’s just awes-ful. What happened?
Robin: Ah, he just insisted. He said he couldn’t do it anymore because someone’s gonna get hurt. I think we all know who he meant by that.
Barney: Do we?
Robin: Isn’t it obvious?
Barney: Is it?
Robin: Yeah… it’s Ted. You know what a romantic he is. He can’t separate the physical from the emotional. He’s all like..
Barney: I love you.
Robin: Exactly. He’s not like you, y’know? Besides, we’re friends. I don’t wanna screw that up by getting involved. Dating friends never works out. So uh, you wanna get a taco?
Barney: A taco?
Robin: You.. love them, remember?
Barney: Right.
Robin: C’mon, I’m hungry.

How I Met Your Mother ~ 4x12 “Benefits”